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  • 'Tis the Season

    Chances are, these have definitely been posted Holiday seasons past.
    Chances are even better I'm too lazy to look that far back and "Bump" those posts =)



    Dashing through the streets
    Looking for your car
    You try to hide it well
    We know it can't be far
    We found your new address
    Our agents are so sly
    So now just when you least expect
    You kiss your car goodbye

    Oh Repoman, Repoman
    It's too late to pay
    Oh what fun it is to nab
    Your car on Christmas Day

    We have our agents call
    To say they have a gift
    But when you look outside
    You'll see it on a lift
    Before you can hang up
    The tow truck's on its way
    We bet you never did suspect
    We'd work on holidays

    Oh Repossess, Reposses
    Now you wished yu'd paid
    Oh what fun it is to lose
    Your car on Christmas Day

    Your credit rating's shot
    You cannot buy a car
    No one takes your checks
    Now you can't go far
    We know you're quite upset
    Our tactics you dislike
    You didn't pay as you agreed
    So now you need a bike

    Oh Repossess, Reposses
    We took your car today
    Oh what fun it is to ride
    The bus on Christmas Day!







    A Christmas Poem for the Repo Man

    T'was the night before Christmas, and out on the street,

    Not a sound could be heard under the repo man's feet.

    The unit was hidden in the backyard with care,

    With hopes that the bank wouldn't know it was there.

    The debtors were nestled all snug in their beds,

    While visions of driving still danced in their heads


    When up in the house there arose such a clatter,

    The Driver had never seen a debtor any madder.

    Away to the truck he flew like a flash,

    To hook up the car and to make a mad dash.

    He pulled out of the driveway and didn't get far

    Before they noticed and screamed "He's taking our car!"


    "It's too late to pay now, its coming with me

    Contact the bank, and they will give you the fee"


    To the end of the street, to the auction we go,

    With personal property and a brand new stereo.

    The Driver laughed when the debtor ran out in the street,

    In pajama bottoms, shirtless, and no shoes on his feet.

    Running out in the night, proclaiming his plight,

    Screaming 4-letter words that were not so polite...

    The debtor heard the driver say as he drove out of sight,

    "you can redeem it tomorrow, but I got it tonight!"




    -If you don't pay, we take it away-

  • #2
    very nice lol

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    • #3
      lol nice i think we should make this a sticky topic for the holidays

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      • #4
        sweeeeeet I love it

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        • #5
          love it

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